I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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