It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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