Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
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so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
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Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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