They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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