I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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