I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
there was a trapeze. enough said
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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