Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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