I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
Randomize
