I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
i need to put some appletini on your dick
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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