i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
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