He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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