Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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