Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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