My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
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And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I miss vodka workout Fridays
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
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Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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