In America we eat man semen.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
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I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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