i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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