Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
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Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
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It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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