just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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