I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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