About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
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dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
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'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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