Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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