Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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