...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
love makes seman taste better
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i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
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My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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