I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
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I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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