he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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