so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Can I color on your dick again?
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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