And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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