Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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