i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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