I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
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We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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