I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
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There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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