Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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