did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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