At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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