i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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