so explain again why im purple
no
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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