office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
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We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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