Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
