Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
