just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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