its not stalking. its research.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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