I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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