i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
