Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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