Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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