She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
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This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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