How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
How external is "for external use only"?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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