After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
areolas are like halos for boobs.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Randomize
