I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
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Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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