RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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