She's JV to your varsity
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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