And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
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The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.