oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
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so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.