you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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