Where are you?
In a non slutty way
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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